I stopped to compliment a lady (who I know is crazy) on her flowers. She told me, at the tippy top of her lungs to "fuck off you piece of shit". I felt warm and fuzzy.
Flea stopped to lick a snail. Then peed on it.
We came upon a baby bird who couldn't fly (moments before, some bits of garbage were being shoved in it's craw by it's mama. The garbage bag had a bunch of beak pokey poke holes in it). Flea got about 6 inches away from the baby. It went "Peep?" And Flea got startled.
The end.
p.s. My favourite part was the crazy lady. Second, is the snail. 3rd is the bird.
6 comments:
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
*peep*
heheheeh.
More like "PEEP?"
But man, that crazy lady TAKES. THE. CAKE.
The entire bakery, actually.
I'd LOVE TO MEET HER... I will CUSS BACK!
But the thing is, it's not a fair fight bc she obviously has problems. I would have cussed back - but I feel sorta bad. Even though she's a beeyatch!!
I mean..SCREAMING at me.
wow.
It wouldn't give me the same sort of satisfaction as it would with a person on the same ground - know what I mean?
WV is ty MEDS hah.
Nah I'd still enjoy myself...
I mean I would go off the deep end but a nice simple "Shut the fuck up, you wizzened old cow"...
Don't judge me! SHE started it! ;-)
Except she's built more like a man and could prolly beat the crap out of you dude.... If you could get close enough lol
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