I stopped to compliment a lady (who I know is crazy) on her flowers. She told me, at the tippy top of her lungs to "fuck off you piece of shit". I felt warm and fuzzy.
Flea stopped to lick a snail. Then peed on it.
We came upon a baby bird who couldn't fly (moments before, some bits of garbage were being shoved in it's craw by it's mama. The garbage bag had a bunch of beak pokey poke holes in it). Flea got about 6 inches away from the baby. It went "Peep?" And Flea got startled.
p.s. My favourite part was the crazy lady. Second, is the snail. 3rd is the bird.