Thursday, May 20, 2010

walkin' adventures

Some things that happened on my dog walk:

I stopped to compliment a lady (who I know is crazy) on her flowers. She told me, at the tippy top of her lungs to "fuck off you piece of shit". I felt warm and fuzzy.

Flea stopped to lick a snail. Then peed on it.

We came upon a baby bird who couldn't fly (moments before, some bits of garbage were being shoved in it's craw by it's mama. The garbage bag had a bunch of beak pokey poke holes in it). Flea got about 6 inches away from the baby. It went "Peep?" And Flea got startled.

The end.

p.s. My favourite part was the crazy lady. Second, is the snail. 3rd is the bird.


Misster Kitty said...



N@ Lauzon said...

More like "PEEP?"

But man, that crazy lady TAKES. THE. CAKE.
The entire bakery, actually.

Misster Kitty said...


N@ Lauzon said...

But the thing is, it's not a fair fight bc she obviously has problems. I would have cussed back - but I feel sorta bad. Even though she's a beeyatch!!

I mean..SCREAMING at me.

It wouldn't give me the same sort of satisfaction as it would with a person on the same ground - know what I mean?
WV is ty MEDS hah.

Misster Kitty said...

Nah I'd still enjoy myself...
I mean I would go off the deep end but a nice simple "Shut the fuck up, you wizzened old cow"...

Don't judge me! SHE started it! ;-)

Anonymous said...

Except she's built more like a man and could prolly beat the crap out of you dude.... If you could get close enough lol