Thursday, May 20, 2010

walkin' adventures

Some things that happened on my dog walk:

I stopped to compliment a lady (who I know is crazy) on her flowers. She told me, at the tippy top of her lungs to "fuck off you piece of shit". I felt warm and fuzzy.

Flea stopped to lick a snail. Then peed on it.

We came upon a baby bird who couldn't fly (moments before, some bits of garbage were being shoved in it's craw by it's mama. The garbage bag had a bunch of beak pokey poke holes in it). Flea got about 6 inches away from the baby. It went "Peep?" And Flea got startled.

The end.

p.s. My favourite part was the crazy lady. Second, is the snail. 3rd is the bird.







6 comments:

Misster Kitty said...

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH


*peep*

N@ Lauzon said...

heheheeh.
More like "PEEP?"

But man, that crazy lady TAKES. THE. CAKE.
The entire bakery, actually.

Misster Kitty said...

I'd LOVE TO MEET HER... I will CUSS BACK!

N@ Lauzon said...

But the thing is, it's not a fair fight bc she obviously has problems. I would have cussed back - but I feel sorta bad. Even though she's a beeyatch!!

I mean..SCREAMING at me.
wow.

It wouldn't give me the same sort of satisfaction as it would with a person on the same ground - know what I mean?
WV is ty MEDS hah.

Misster Kitty said...

Nah I'd still enjoy myself...
I mean I would go off the deep end but a nice simple "Shut the fuck up, you wizzened old cow"...

Don't judge me! SHE started it! ;-)

Anonymous said...

Except she's built more like a man and could prolly beat the crap out of you dude.... If you could get close enough lol