Wednesday, November 07, 2007

DO NOT READ THIS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T.

Seconds before I left for work, Farnsy started gagging. He puked up a poo. I actually gagged a little. I have a pretty strong stomach. I don't gag at normal puke. But POO-PUKE?! That is not a "Hey, your chocolate's in my peanut butter, your peanut butter's in my chocolate" kind of combination.

Listen - I don't LET my dogs eat poo. They use papers inside and I am pretty tuned to their bowel schedules so I can pick it up right away. But every now and then a shit falls thru the cracks (or ONE very important crack).

Corn called me to tell me Reggie poo-puked 5 more times before HE left for work. But each pile was smaller than the last. Now, I just feel mostly bad and mildly disgusted. Poor little chap. Barfin' up logs.

Holy lord on wheels, I could sooo gag again.

Hey! I told you not to read this!!!!

14 comments:

Misster Kitty said...

*mental note for all*

If you ever have the opportunity to meet Farns... Shake his paw.
Do not. I repeat, DO NOT let him give you 'kisses'. That shit-eatin' grin of his just ain't figurative...

Ma Horton said...

What a sh***y blog .

Maria said...

At least you didn't post a pic of him puking turds and shitting logs like a blog from another gal I read the other day who posted a pic of her baby's diaper and wanted HER readers to guess what sort of fruit the little one had eaten that day. The unanimous vote was kiwi, I thought her posting the pic was kinda weird, but people actually looking at the poo and trying to figure out what the little one had eaten are beyond help. Including myself.

Misster Kitty said...

GROSS!

(psst, what's the url?)

JB said...

Well, I'd consider him a pretty special dog if he could puke out his a**...
but lots of people I know have sh*t comin' out of their mouths on a regular basis.

T said...

Eww. I would have puked right on top of the shit pile. Thank goodness I read this post BEFORE dinner, I must thank you for the visual, I think I may just start my diet tonight...lol

Maria said...

Kitty, I believe she is connected to Marisa's blog... under The Kept Woman...

Let me know if you find it.

N@ Lauzon said...

OMG...DO NOT GO TO THAT SITE!
I just looked and I barfed a little in my mouth.

Misster Kitty said...

OK the "Kept Woman" needs to be kept away from her computer where she is posting her child's shitty diapers. More specifically I'd be keeping her in the boobyhatch!

Although... I'm half considering taking a pic of my next BM and emailing it to her and see if she can guess what I ate!

What the hell? How does someone come to the conclusion where they think posting a pic like that does not make one wonder if Child Services should not be contacted?!

MAN!
SICK!
GROSS!

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N@ How's Mr. Poopie-breath?

Maria said...

Don't say I didn't warn you.

N@ Lauzon said...

FLEA HAS DIARRHEA NOW!!

Never ends.

Newsguy Bob said...

Come to think of it, wouldn't YOU puke if you'd just eaten shit? Maybe it finally occurred to Farnsy.

Misster Kitty said...

When it rains, it pours, huh?

JB said...

Never ends?
More like both ends, by the sound of it.