Wednesday, September 19, 2007

In honour of Talk Like A Pirate Day...

I have scurvy.

6 comments:

Misster Kitty said...

Arrrrrrg!
Shiver me timbers!

Misster Kitty said...

Pirate Kitty recommends Double Lime Margaritas as a cure.

Maria said...

tell me does everything revolve around drinking for you - Kitty?
Just curious.

Me thinks we gots a lush on our hands, a nice lush, but a lush nontheless.

Newsguy Bob said...

My parrot's breath smells like crackers.

Misster Kitty said...

Short answer: Yes.

Long answer: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

In this case however, I recommended something with a lot of Lime juice. British Sailors were called 'Limeys' because they routinely ate Limes, to ward off Scurvy. I only had N@'s best interest at hand.

JB said...

Since my hip replacement, I have a modern-day peg leg. R.