Friday, November 10, 2006

Bom Boom Boom

It's Corn's brother's girlfriend's (stay with me here) - birthday! And we are going here.
It's a bar in the gaybourhood. I've never been. Upon closer inspection, it appears to have 3 levels...one of them being a calmer, martini lounge. That's where I'll be setting up camp because I can't handle dance bars. I hate the loudness (I am hard of hearing and can't hear diddly when trying to have a conversation), the atmosphere and the seizure-inducing lights (this is why I can never go out with my homegirl, Flea). The last time I was in a dance bar was about 3 years ago with Pay. It was fun until a small, hairy gentleman started dancing with me and talked to my boobs the whole time. They were probably better conversationalists anyway since I couldn't hear anything.

But considering this place is in the gaybourhood - that is unlikely to happen. Maybe a small, hairy man will talk to Corn's boobs instead!

Have a great weekend, all.

6 comments:

Maria said...

Too damn funny.
I have NEVER been to the gaybourhood (EVER!) or a dance club for many years. I think the last time I went to a dance club was when I was still single and that was about 14 years ago.

Sounds like you guys will have a wonderful time, only thing I hate is screaming over the the music and the person next to me who is also screaming over the music. By the end of the night I am deaf, exausted and in need of lozenges.

Have a good weekend ya'll.

JB said...

Your boobs can hear stuff?
You Lauzon women are amazing!

Corn, the one time I went into a gay bar (on a stupid dare), a small, hairy man walked up to me (no doubt noticing the look of "I'm really not comfortable here" on my face) and said, "Don't worry. We're not all that bad."
...and then he patted me on the butt and winked at me.

Have fun!

Newsguy Bob said...

JB, I'm disappointed. Not a single mention of a puppy or puppies, in a post that just screams for it!

My God, man, have you lost your mojo?

JB said...

I said "boobs", man.
Whaddya want from me?

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Milky said...

Corn's boobs... by that you mean his "nibblets!"

I SAID... CORN'S BOOBS... BY THAT... YOU MEAN... HIS... "NIBBLETS!"

Milky