Holy poopsmacks! I love that Maria and JB actually met IN PERSON! Oh my god - were you all like, "Wow, you don't look like your font online"? Too funny. And for the record, Maria--trust me my tiles aren't worth a public viewing. I'd much rather we roast a big veggie bean burrito on a spit on your backyard (that's what Greeks do, right?)
I've been to a couple of Italian weddings in my life and I must say, it is the longest, most marathon-like session of eating I have ever experienced. I don't know about you all, but I get to a certain point of the night when I just CAN'T eat after a certain time - say, 9pm - and that's usually when it's just getting started. Insane. I think Italian wedding receptions should come standard with a complementary broom at every seat. So, by the 15th course, you can kindly ask your neighbour to pack the food down your throat with the handle.
Hey, I have been wondering lately - what ever happened to Karen?! (Buzzin Cob - do you keep in touch at all?) Remember our friendly neighbourhood surrogate mom who used to post here all the time? And THAT got me to wondering about some other 'regulars' who have had infrequent cameos lately: Judyna, SCIS, Chicken Chucker, Newsguy Bob, Milky? Where are you people? Am I not being entertaining enough? Have you had your fill and tossed me like yesterday's disposable undies?
I am so needy. It is appropriate that I have chihuahuas.
Guess what? Ma Horton is comin' to town soon! And we are going to go see MADONNA! How hilarious is that? Me and my ma and some 40-something chick in purple hot pants (referring to the Madonna wannabe who will likely be standing in front of us).