Wednesday, May 17, 2006
I really gotta get some balls. I was walking down the street and saw a giant worm slowly wiggling his way across the sidewalk towards traffic. Lots of things flashed through my head:
Doesn't he know the lawn is the other way?
Is he trying to commit worm-suicide?
What if he gets trampled by a dog or shoe or gets picked up and thrown by a kid?
What if I come back tomorrow and he's been baked to the sidewalk by the sun?
So, I sucked it up, plucked up his wiggly body and tossed him on the nearest lawn.
I need a life. I think even the worm thought I was a lame-ass.
p.s. I hope to god I didn't touch that meaty, connecty chunk as seen in the photo. Touching worms is gross enough. Touching their meaty, connecty chunks is even nastier.