Thursday, May 07, 2009


I have no idea why, but I got up to pee around 5am and while I was sittin' there half-asleep - I suddenly thought of a Seinfeld episode. The one where George is caught eating a chocolate eclair out of the garbage at his girlfriend's parents' house.

I have no idea why that particular thing popped into my head. None. It wasn't related to anything I have done the past few days, there is nothing that triggered it. And then I started thinking more about that episode and how funny it was and how using an eclair was such a great idea because it's sooo much better than say, a regular piece of cake or a chicken wing. No WONDER he'd eat it from the trash. Then I started wondering whether I'd eat one from the trash.

And then I realized that all that thinking was starting to wake me up and I still had at least 2 hours left to sleep!! So, I banished the thought as quickly as I could, crawled back into my groggy headspace, wiped, washed and padded back to bed.

But now that I'm awake, I don't think I'd eat an eclair from the garbage. Just so you know.

oh, p.s. Hi again!


Meaghan said...

Well, well, well! If it isn't you!!

You wouldn't even eat it if it was on the top? Without other garbage touching it??

N@ Lauzon said...

Ummmmmmmmmm. Hmmmm. Okay well if the garbage really WASN'T touching it - but, how can it not be touching it when its in the trash?
also, it could not have a bite out of it like the one George saved.

Ma Horton said...

Hey la, my boyfriend's back .. I mean my kid I am hungry for an eclair .

Misster Kitty said...

I'd eat one even if it was covered in yesterday's coffee grounds...

Misster Kitty said...

and um Ps thanks again N@


Newsguy Bob said...

Would you wash your hands before picking it out of the garbage? Kinda redundant, n'est-ce pas?

N@ Lauzon said...

Never! Shouldn't take the time to clean up if you are eclair-extracting in case someone walks in on ya! You should accomplish the mission as quickly as possible. Unless, of course you're at home alone.

But yeah, it is redundant.
But yeah, it is redundant.

Anonymous said...

Glad you're back. Also glad you're front. I was a teeny bit worried.