Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Meat.

Yesterday, it smelled like salami on the metro. Then I got off and transferred to the next metro car. Where it also smelled like salami. Then I thought - "Maybe it's me." But then I got outside and it didn't smell like salami. But then I walked into the lobby at work and smelled salami again and I thought, "Maybe it IS me.".

But then a girl at work who has been a vegetarian since BIRTH smelled me. I asked her to because I was worried that I smelled like salami. And if anyone on god's green earth is gonna catch of whiff of meat, it's a vegetarian since birth.

And I didn't.

And she wouldn't lie.

So, I don't smell like salami. But metro cars and lobbies do.

8 comments:

Cheryl (a.k.a Sherri, and vice-versa) said...

Maybe you're having a seizure. For some people it's burnt toast, but because you're a Lauzon, you get salami. :)

Misster Kitty said...

What kind o' salami did it smell like?

Personally I'd go for a nice Genoa...

Maria said...

Better salami than a cheeseburger.

I am not really into Genoa, but "the family" makes our own home made salami and it smells heavenly. Who needs J.Lo's Miami Glow (thats my fav in case anyone wants to buy me a X-MAS gift), when you smell like eau de salami.

Glad you didn't smell like salami but I am thinking there are far worse things you can smell like. Poop Sandwich comes to mind.

Newsguy Bob said...

Jeez, I wish Maria would put her obsession with poop sangweeches aside long enough to post on her own blog. I'm thinking hot pics of her in her string bikini on that there cruise she, her man and the young 'uns just came back from.

Misster Kitty said...

FYI:

The BEST sangweech on Earth...

French Bread with Genoa Salami, Brie and Dijon.

I'm drooling as I type....

Maria said...

Poop sandwiches is a funny little phrase I have gotten quite used to thanks to N@.

As for posting pics of me in a string bikini - ummmmmmmm that ain't gonna happen. Pics yes, pics in a bikini NO FREAKIN' WAY.
I did manage to pick up an amazing bra at Victoria's Secret though. I'll tell you's about it someday.

JB said...

Gimme a half-pound of gabbagool and a transfer, please.

Uncle Hog said...

Would you trust a vegetarian to be a good judge of meaty odours?

Next time get an italian cafe owner to sniff you. He should be able to accurately determine if you smell like salami, pancetta, mortadella or any number of tasty european meats.

But not a vegetarian. Not unless you're worried that you smell of lentil.