Yesterday, it smelled like salami on the metro. Then I got off and transferred to the next metro car. Where it also smelled like salami. Then I thought - "Maybe it's me." But then I got outside and it didn't smell like salami. But then I walked into the lobby at work and smelled salami again and I thought, "Maybe it IS me.".
But then a girl at work who has been a vegetarian since BIRTH smelled me. I asked her to because I was worried that I smelled like salami. And if anyone on god's green earth is gonna catch of whiff of meat, it's a vegetarian since birth.
And I didn't.
And she wouldn't lie.
So, I don't smell like salami. But metro cars and lobbies do.