Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Fat-free!

Today I smell like cake.

Actually - mint cashmere body mousse. A birthday gift from Pay. DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELISH.

Why is it that we don't mind smelling like dessert? I mean - even if we like cheeseburgers, doesn't mean we wanna smell like 'em.

WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE A CHEESEBURGER?

Discuss.

5 comments:

JB said...

I don't want to smell like a cheeseburger because my attitude is already greasy enough.

Newsguy Bob said...

I'm not so sure I wouldn't wanna smell like a cheeseburger in Capital City. But as you know, up in Shaniaville, bears and mooses already think peeps is cheeseburgers, so there's no sense helpin' em out.

Maria said...

I for one don't like cheeseburgers, they remind me of poop sangwiches! I would prefer to smell like a chocolate truffle, but not any chocolate truffle a GODIVA chocolate truffle would be heavenly.

Thanks. Now I am hungry.

Ma Horton said...

I smell like a fresh pot of steaming hot coffee .

JB said...

Well, that's way better than smellin' like a pot of burnt coffee. Ugh.

...or stale nicotine. You know when a smoker gets off the elevator and there's that I-was-just-outside-smokin'-my-face-off smell in the lift?
Nothin' worse. Not even 'eau de cheeseburger' is worse than that.