If you're flying the friendly skies at some point this fall, make a point to tuck those cheap little ear nubs ("the headsets are mine to keep? OOH! This makes my $1000 ticket worth it!!") into your head and watch the TV. I'm all excited cuz I'm the voice of the Just For Laughs Comedy Tour this year.
The ads will also run on TV and radio across Canada. But I get the biggest kick out of being on a plane. Because you are pretty much forced to listen to me...or your seatmate crunching his complementary sesame snacks.
On another note, I am buying Spanx today. Anyone ever tried 'em? I need to hold in my butt jelly for a wedding this weekend. I was going to buy them online, but found out that Sox Box on Greene Avenue sells them! Sweet jesus, I'm about to get faux lipo-ed and I can't wait!
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...of course you WILL be posting BEFORE and AFTER photos...
...won't you...
Kudos on the JFL work! Now I wanna fly somewhere!
We FLY all the time. BTW, my airline ticket does not cost $1000.00 and we even get to sit in business class, so --- na na na na!! Ahhhhhhh the perks of being an airline employee are just awesome!! I watched and listened to the last comedy skit in May when we flew to Mexico (I hope Mexico is still in-tact after Dean made a visit) and they are funnnnyyyyy!
Looking forward to getting my N@ fix in the air now.
When we put those earplugs on in Mexico - do you speak in Spanish??
We flew to Madrid this past weekend for supper...
Beats all hell outta Grandma's old corset and that winch that was needed to tighten 'er up, don't it? (Tighten the corset, not Grandma -- that's what the mickey in her purse was for)
Call me crazym, but I, too, wanna see before and after pics of your cottage cheese booty.
Ma must be so proud: Her baby's buying her first ass flattener.
First?
And I prefer ASS HARNESS.
Cottage cheese is cottage cheese.
BTW, it's nice to see you got your groove back, Girl!
N@ buy one for Mommy too okay ?? Blood is blood . I am first on the booty list .
Well? Didja buy one of them ass flattener thingies? Remember: before and after photos, because inquiring minds want to know.
I heard that Spanx are awesome. You need to get some and give your female audience a review.
I bought nipple daisies for the first time (for a wedding, too -- why do we do this to ourselves for those shindigs, anyway?) Must say, they were FABULOUS!
BTW, the word verfication had the word "fug" in it. LOL
nipple daisies?!
I was gonna say the same thing...
Come again?
"nipple daisies"? and what do they do - flatten your nipples? one word: OUCH!
LOL You people need to get out more.
For those who asked
Silicone Breast Daisies
...unlike the nips that need to stay in more.
HA!
...and because I think it's important that ALL options are made available, at all times, to all people...
...get your artificial nipples here!
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