Wednesday, August 22, 2007

I can write about it, but you can't talk about it.

I must say, the fact that you want to see before and afters of MY BUTT is nothing short of EEW, people! HELLO? CREEPY UNCLE ALERT!! What kind of a show do you think I'm runnin' here? Let me give you a reasonable facsimile.

This is a bum with pantylines:


Now, envision the strings snapped off and a side of mashed potatoes. That is your 'after' shot.

Now, let's check out the Nipple Daisies!

God, being a chick involves so many PROPS.

6 comments:

Misster Kitty said...

Original, yes, but a little disappointing... NGB are you with me on this?

I say, if you can talk about the Spanx and said effects, you can show us...

JB said...

Okay, that's funny.
About fifteen (or so) years ago on the air in Halifax, when I was still a morning announcer there, we were talking about how gross and disgusting teeny bikini bathing suits looked on out-of-shape middle-aged men. We had just come back from hosting a week of morning shows at Disney World, and the disgusting sight was far too common on the beaches of Florida. My exact words at the time - "Looks like a string on a pot roast."
...and fifteen (or so) years later, the punch line appears on your blog. That's neat.

Newsguy Bob said...

Of course I'm with you on this, Kitty.

Marisa said...

Come on, Nat! I'll show you my nipple daisies if you'll show us your Spanx.

For those who asked in that other post
Silicone Breast Daisies

Maria said...

gonna get me some nipple

Maria said...

daisies...

those look cool