I haven't checked on the genitalia in a few days, so I decided to pop over for a visit. Mom and dad still very much hanging around. But the kids? Scro? Tum? Nuthin' but a shit-covered, smelling mess of a nest. People, it seriously reeks to high heaven. I'm going to need a shovel to remove it. And one of those full body suits that the bad guys came to capture E.T in.
As you can see - the nest is uh, nestled in between a wall and a tire. But leaning against THAT tire are 3 more. So, I don't know if the scrotelets are hiding in the other tires or what. It might explain why mom and dad are still here?
Or...? Did they fall off the edge of the balcony? Did they get ett by a wall-scaling cat? Or..did they suddenly feather up and fly away in the 6 days since I last saw them?
Alls I know is this: if they are REALLY gone, EVERYTHING IS COMING OFF THAT BALCONY, STAT!!!
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All I have to say is "WHAT kind of mother are you? not checking on YOUR kids in 6 days?" If I did that with mine Social Services would be up my ass faster than I can say Scro..."
Now get a shovel and scoop out the crapola they left ya... thats what being a momma is really all about!!!!!!!!
Awwwww my babies ...my little wee egg heads . I wanted to see them fly with their little poo covered wings . Boo Hoo .
Good riddance, I sez. If a wall scalin' cat ett 'em, so be the circle of life.
Pigeons are really disgustin'. Them two probably woulda eventually married each other, moved inta a bird apartment and planted a shit garden on their livin' room floor. Imagine the poor robins livin' downstairs!
Now, N@, go flush your balcony.
Poo-poo-poopsies,
good-bye!
Poo -poo poopsie don't cry .
And so...
...it's been 5 more days...
...are you still sans Scro-Tum?
Enquirering minds... dontcha know.
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