Wednesday, July 11, 2007
I haven't checked on the genitalia in a few days, so I decided to pop over for a visit. Mom and dad still very much hanging around. But the kids? Scro? Tum? Nuthin' but a shit-covered, smelling mess of a nest. People, it seriously reeks to high heaven. I'm going to need a shovel to remove it. And one of those full body suits that the bad guys came to capture E.T in.
As you can see - the nest is uh, nestled in between a wall and a tire. But leaning against THAT tire are 3 more. So, I don't know if the scrotelets are hiding in the other tires or what. It might explain why mom and dad are still here?
Or...? Did they fall off the edge of the balcony? Did they get ett by a wall-scaling cat? Or..did they suddenly feather up and fly away in the 6 days since I last saw them?
Alls I know is this: if they are REALLY gone, EVERYTHING IS COMING OFF THAT BALCONY, STAT!!!