We have a small side balcony on the lower floor near our kitchen that we never use. In fact - a few weeks ago, Corn's brother asked if he could store some winter tires there for a little while because he was moving. I just went outside to gauge the heat (see if it's too hot to bring dogs out). I stepped out, and a pigeon flew away, and lo and behold:
SHIT. What's up with birds and their birthin'? I don't want a dirty pigeon nesting on my balcony (a robin would be so much nicer). But I absolutely cannot touch those eggs. It ain't fair. So, if she comes back - so be it.
Did I also mention I'm allergic to birds and birdshit? (yeah, I know, I'm sprinkling it on the tomatoes...)