Y'know what bugs me?
When I'm outside in the wind.
And I can't remember which side I parted my hair on.
And therefore, I do not know how to re-tame it.
Oh, to be a middle-aged bald man.
P.S. I met Misster Kitty in real life and he is a doll.
P.P.S. This is not to infer that Misster Kitty is a middle-aged bald man.