Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Naughty bits.

I have to clean up because the guy is coming to test the fire alarms today for the building. Yes, I have to clean for the alarm-tester man. Shut up.

Also - here is a RATED R conversation I had with Kaptain Kemp today.

Kaptain: I heard the 63 is a good bus to get downtown from NDG.

Me: Yeah! Actually, it's great because you don't have to transfer. You just sit on it until it's over.

CAN I GET A WHOOP, WHOOP!???

These are things I can't say on the radio.

19 comments:

Newsguy Bob said...

WHOOP, WHOOP!


When's the next instalment of Corn Chip's dating tips? Whodya think you are, "Lost", going on a 16-week hiatus in the middle of the frickin' season?

Theresa said...

I have to tell you that I have been reading your blog forever, since it was the old one. And I have never posted until now.
That, was hilarious!!! Thanks for making me laugh!

N@ Lauzon said...

Oh NGB...the movies are only every THURSDAY night!

Silly sausage.

So, check back then. And this last one..will be the final chapter. :)

Misster Kitty said...

Tell the Kaptain Bus #69 is also a good ride. ;-)

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You can't say "Whoop Whoop" on the radio?!?!?

Ma Horton said...

Okay I as a responsible mother, will have to soap all of your potty mouthes at one time.

Misster Kitty said...

*cough cough*

Let ye who is without potty-mouth cast the first soap...

Maria said...

There is a 69 bus in NDG? No wonder home prices in the area are through the roof, everyone wants to ride THAT bus!

NGB said...

It worked for 7th Heaven, and I know it's worked before, so I'm starting a camapign to save Corn Chip.

Watch a blog to come.

SAVE CORN CHIP! SAVE CORN CHIP! SAVE CORN CHIP! SAVE CORN CHIP! SAVE CORN CHIP! SAVE CORN CHIP! SAVE CORN CHIP! SAVE CORN CHIP!

Misster Kitty said...

Just wondering...
...are Fans of Corn(Chip) called Corn Dawgs?

Newsguy Bob said...

They are now, kitty.

Newsguy Corn Dawg said...

CORN DAWGS UNITE!

John Mielke Photography said...

Corn dawg!!! Fo' Shizzle my drizzle! LOL! Nice!

Hey Ma'... how fast does bus #69 go?

Lickity split!!!! ;)

Milky

Misster Kitty said...

Milky, Milky, Milky...
I sure hope you like the taste of Lever 2000!

Daphne said...

Tell Kemp that riding #63 will be nothing compared to his wonderful morning bus rides to Massey-Vanier.


*snicker*

JB said...

I shouldn't actually be writing anything here, because nothing can quite top Milky's "licka dee split"
comment.

Rob said...

Daphne!!!! Why do you know my bus rides to Massey Vanier were so interesting?!?!?! LOL

Daphne said...

LOL Rob... didn't we all have great bus 'trips' on the way to Massey!?!

John Mielke Photography said...

Heh heh heh! Misster Kitty said "lever!"

Mah friend, yer makin' it wayyyyyyyy too easy for a potty mouth! ;)

Milky

Misster Kitty said...

Hello my name is Misster Kitty and I'm an enabler.

Ta-tas...
Booty...
Schlong...
Nooky...
Poo!

Fill yer boots!