Friday, December 08, 2006

Catch 22

I'm cold. And I am full of trapped gas. I think gas that refuses to exit is the body's way of keeping the heat inside so we don't die. Y'know, to keep the internal organs functioning.

But the truth is, I would kill small mammals if the the gas I am harbouring came out anyway.

My body is protecting small mammals.

That was not an open invite for Richard Gere jokes.


I wish I could deflate like a balloon.

1 comment:

JB said...

What didja eat that gassed ya up?
...or do ya have a Norwalk-like thing goin' on?