I'm cold. And I am full of trapped gas. I think gas that refuses to exit is the body's way of keeping the heat inside so we don't die. Y'know, to keep the internal organs functioning.
But the truth is, I would kill small mammals if the the gas I am harbouring came out anyway.
My body is protecting small mammals.
That was not an open invite for Richard Gere jokes.
I wish I could deflate like a balloon.