This sumnabeetch lives on our balcony. One night he spun a web right in front of the balcony door, as if to catch an unsuspecting human being exiting the apartment. Which he did. After I destroyed his web with my face, he rebuilt in a more people-friendly location - at the far side of our little outdoor penalty box. I didn't have the heart to send him packing. Instead, I took glamour shots.
I call this one, "Brazen Spread-Eagle Hussy". Available in wallet size or 8 x 10.