Monday, October 30, 2006
The Many Faces of Me.
It's time I fessed up. I am actually a diminutive, cross-eyed bald man with mole-vision.
It's why I work in radio.
I know posting crap like this will come back to haunt me someday - but like the teenage kid who sneaks out her bedroom window at 2am to drink peach schnapps in her best friend's basement - I am throwing caution to the wind.
Also, this makes me laugh so friggin' hard, I just don't care that it might end up as the graphic beside the anchor on the evening news. Because you know anyone who willingly poses for a photo like this is bound to snap someday.
And just in case you're wondering...yes, that might be nosehair.
p.s. Sometimes, in the middle of the night, Corn wakes up to this. Except I have a flashlight under my face. And a spooky halloween cassette playing in my tape recorder.