I think I have a crush on Patrick Huard.
It's okay though, because I feel nothing for him outside of the movie Bon Cop, Bad Cop.
I don't even find him hot outside of that role. I TRIED to. But alas, his hottness to me exists only for 145 minutes on celluloid. So I guess I don't have a crush on Patrick Huard. I have a crush on the fictional character he plays in the movie. And we know that is a dead end road, indeed.
(Hey, as a sidenote - a scene in the movie takes place at SPURS on St. Jacques! Where I spent my 30th birthday getting hammytime and linedancing with strangers!)
I was wondering if that was weird - having a crush on a ROLE - but then I remembered that a friend of mine had a crush on Aladdin - the CARTOON version. Now that has therapy written all over it.
And at the end of the day, my biggest crush is on Corn...who is three-dimensional and doesn't come with a ten dollar viewing fee.
So, it's all good.