I went to Ikea today, because I'm stupid, but not stupid enough to go on the weekend. Did you know that at Ikea, if you drive a hybrid vehicle you can park up close? I drive a Prius. So, I parked 'er the bin of plastic balls in the play area. That's EFFIN' close. And if you enjoy the smell of urine and the screaming of kids with A.D.D., then double yippy.
BTW, if you have a car like this, I'm sure you can park there too.