Sunday, January 25, 2009

The Zit That Swallowed America

Just in case you yahoos didn't quite believe how enormous my newest dependant is....


Do you like how I had to POINT to it?  Y'know, just in case you thought this was a photo of my sexy fleece housecoat.  Or you thought I was really bad with spatial arrangement and missed getting my head in the frame.   It's really not a Where's Waldo scenario.  No pointing required.  Though that zit is probably big enough to wear a little red and white striped sweater.

This is the next day result of a hot water compress, some pinching, squeezing, a little praying, a shot of tequila, a goat, swearing in Singhalese, the Mini-Pops 'Stupid Cupid' on repeat, a vice grip, some barbecue-flavoured Crispers and a dab of the Proactive refining mask. 

I had to do something because the thing hurt like a rat bastard.  Every time I talked, I felt like an ore sample was being removed from the center of my chin. At least now, cars won't stop when I go outside.

And how was YOUR weekend?




7 comments:

Ma Horton said...

Oh geez I am so laffing ..you have a way with words my baby . I love you ..chin crater and all .

MP said...

N@,
you should used toothpaste! Anytime I get a zit, I just dab some toothpaste on it before going to bed and by the morning it will be dried up...as for the zits the size of North America, you just gotta do the toothepaste thing a couple of nights in a row!

Misster Kitty said...

You can almost hear throngs of japanese running away in terror...

My guess is that suker could take on King Kong, Godzilla, Mothra AND Oprah...

John said...

Not Oprah. Give yer head a shake. ;)

Misster Kitty said...

I said Oprah and I mean Oprah... she's bigger than god!

John said...

Precisely why no mere zit of any size could take 'er down! ;)

Jen said...

Hey Nat, it's Jen - you know, the girl who thought you were RJ Daniels yesterday??? Anyway, I guess my computer must have had a cold or something because today, everything is all back to normal. You sound exactly like the usual N@, which is great.
Have a good week-end!
Jen