Friday, May 02, 2008

This Just In....

Douchenozzle and Asshat are two underappreciated insults that I enjoy profusely.

11 comments:

Misster Kitty said...

If we can add to the list...

You introduced me to ASSTARD.

And the author Christopher Moore (whom I cannot recommend enough) introduced me to both F**KTARD F**K PUPPET.

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And.... *ticka ticka ticka* this just in... even though I think it's more of a cute pet name rather than an insult... F**KITY DUCK.

Ladies and Gentlemen... N@ Lauzon is a potty mouth!

Newsguy Bob said...

C'mon, Kitty, did you just get off an island or somehthing? You just realized that N@ is a potty mouth?

Of course, she's a second-generation potty mouth. That Ma of hers...

JB said...

Thank you for educating me to the fact that douches even have a nozzle. I would never have known, otherwise. Do they come in the douche kit, or do you have to buy them separately?

Misster Kitty said...

Somehow though, JB, you knew that asses had Hat?!?!?!

JB said...

Well, this is probably TMI, but mine's actually wearing a hat right now.

Misster Kitty said...

I think that's something that requires photographic "back up"

JB said...

Some examples of my ass wearing a hat:
http://www.punchstock.com/image/dynamic/6670001/thumb72/vl0001b092.jpg

http://www.makescarecrows.com/images/suzie-donkey-6882.jpg

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ass-hat/nexx-x60-helmet-lets-you-wear-your-jeans-on-your-head-260137.php

JB said...

Oops.
Ya didn't get all of this one.

http://www.punchstock.com/image/
dynamic/6670001/thumb72/vl0001b092.jpg

Misster Kitty said...

You're looking good JB... you been working out?

JB said...

...Yes, but mostly just on my ass.
My stomach, as you can see from the photos, still needs a lot of work.

Twiggy said...

this scrotelicious (!) blog has many variances of douchiness:
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

(sorry, when i read douche, i think of this site...that and a scene in tbs' "My Boys", which i can't find on youtube to show you (ep 119, the one with Ryan Reynolds...))