Why is Ben Mulroney still allowed to be on TV? Why are we still standing for him representing Canada? My poop-eating chihuahuas could have done a better job on the red carpet last nite.
Flea to Cameron Diaz:
Hi Cameron. Your dress is beautiful but your hair sucks milkbones. I've seen shitszus with better ponytails.
Reggie to Kelly Preston:
Your dress is the same colour as my squeaky duck. Mind if I gnaw something til it squeaks? (and not your husband please).
Flea to Jessica Alba:
I heard you're preggers. Been there, done that and you are going to need at least 4 more teats.
Reggie to Diablo Cody:
So what - you used to be a stripper. I used to have nuts.
Then they would proceed to circle, sniff the red carpet and tag it. And the chemical interaction of pee - and Hollywood's most prestigious catwalk would still be more engaging than the banter between Ben Mulroney and ....anything.