Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Poo.

Seriously, if you have a dog - pick up it's coilers.

I stepped in dog poo the other day. It was camouflaged in the lovely fall leaves (see pics below). I didn't notice til a little while down the street when I caught the smell. I was like - FLEA, you gots gasses today! (I was even suspecting myself). Til I looked down and realized I had a nice soft (large dog) blob oozing out the sides of my right shoe. Awesome.

I do have to give kudos to someone who lives a few blocks away. In a laneway behind their house, they affixed a garbage can and a container of plastic bags to a pole. Especially for dog walkers to clean up after their dogs. When I walk past it, I definitely use it. Not MEEEEE. I use it for the dogs. Could you imagine? Me, squatting with a newspaper, "Hey! This is really great neighbour - thanks for setting it up! My can just wasn't cuttin it. Y'know, sometimes you want to commune with nature."

But really, I just don't get why people who have dogs don't clean up the poo!! GET OVER IT! You want a dog - then want the responsibility too, arsewipe. Heh. This from a girl who picks up turds the size of baby corns. But hey, we had a german shepherd too okay? And those logs give off enough heat to defrost a turkey.

Just be glad you don't have to wipe, too.

8 comments:

JB said...

The wiping.
That could be in your future...with babies!
I love my children, but I wish they'd learn how to squat.
God.
Anyway, the other thing about kids is people get all pissed off if you leave them chained outside when they've peed on the carpet or knocked over a lamp or something.
Or so I've heard.

Maria said...

nasty... Our hood is known for people not picking up their dog poo cause we gotts so many beautiful leaves they camouflage it.

When we dog sit Buddy he poo's in our back yard and after he's gone I get one of the kids to scoop it up with a shovel into the waiting plastic bag. I ain't cleaning no more crap I did enough with the two of them. I am permanently on strike until I become a grandma and by the time that happens who knows if I will have all my marbles to even care.

So yah people living around N@ pick up your poo.

Newsguy Bob said...

Yeah. Pick up your poo and fling it at homeless people.

Maria said...

you bad Bobby... very, very bad! Just when homeless people didn't have it bad enough.

Misster Kitty said...

I say fling it at all the young punks with their pants dangling around their knees, loitering around the metro stations....

Maria said...

now there's an idea.... Kitty is the MAN for coming up with ideas!

Newsguy Bob said...

Can I choose "both of the above"?

Misster Kitty said...

NGB, sure, whynot?

...your pooper scooper bag runneth over my friend...