Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Tales from Transit #4.5

Oh for cryin' out loud. I can't pretend any longer! My addiction to Assbook has taken me away from updating THIS blog. ERGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. It's just so friggin' neat-o. I guess maybe my brain needs a break from writing complete sentences for a whi

Get it? That was a little jokey joke. I mean jokey jok

But the fact is, I love writing. So, write I shall. But maybe nothing too profound just yet (because I know this blog is where you come to get your profundity). Emphasis on the 'fun' and 'dity'.

Here's something I meant to tell you a while ago. But kept forgetting. A lady asked me for directions outside of a metro. I wasn't sure about the answer, so I stopped this old gal to help us. Which she did. Then me and the ol' gal walked to the metro together.

She ended up telling me about the fact that the metro ticket man once gave her wrong directions. She called him an "article". Then apologized because she felt it was a bad word. HAH!! Article. That's on par with "So and so".

I said - "Don't sweat it biatch. I can handle your f*cking swearing just fine".

HEH.

5 comments:

T said...

I must admit, I have a wee bit of a potty mouth. Actually, if I'm being honest, I should proably gargle and rinse with a little bit of Toilet Duck. I must admit, I have never heard someone called an "article". I just may have to use that one...

Newsguy Bob said...

My favourite semi-cuss word: arse.
I used to think it was dirtier than I now do. I learned from The Simpsons that the Aussies love it, too.
It just sounds so good: ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE.

Misster Kitty said...

Arse is a fabulous word, and back where I'm from it's more popular than 'ass'.

'Kiss my arse.', or rather 'kiss me arse.' just has so much more cache, don't ya think?

As for potty mouths, I sure as hell have one. And as a matter of fact, Ma Horton threatened to wash my mouth out with soap this very day. But like f'ing whatever... ya know. ;-)

(Loves ya Ma!)

Ma Horton said...

##**!!**@**###** to you !

Maria said...

I come here to laugh and that I do everytime... never fails.

Thanks Pottymouths & All!