Friday, February 16, 2007

joining the sheeple

I have an official announcement to make.

I think I'm the father of Anna Nicole's baby.

I WANT A PATERNITY TEST!!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just another name added to that long list for sure ! I get Howard, I get Birkhead, I get the personal trainer, the body guard .. did I miss anyone? .. but I do not get Zsa Zsa's husband? Now I know how she lost all that weight - it wasn't Trimspa it was all the bed hopping !
Auntie C

Marisa said...

Isn't it absurd??? Every day it's someone new claiming to be the father. Gee, I wonder if it has anything to do with all that money she will be inheriting??? Snark, snark...

That Anna sure got around. LOL

Newsguy Bob said...

Back in Iroquois Falls, we had a saying for girls like Anna Nicole: "Let's date 'em!"

JB said...

A little advice for her completely-innocent-of-any-of-this-insanity infant daughter:
"Get thee to a nunnery."

John said...

Poor girl. (Both baby and Anna Nicole)