tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28175657.post115625397156831673..comments2023-10-15T03:55:51.704-04:00Comments on The Infernal Journal: Who put the poo in "pool"?N@ Lauzonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18333976145029768187noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28175657.post-1156428076355206962006-08-24T10:01:00.000-04:002006-08-24T10:01:00.000-04:00People need to be monitored. They can't control t...People need to be monitored. They can't control their poopy impulses!<BR/><BR/>Lord help us!<BR/><BR/>Keep smilin!4Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15497882301211681198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28175657.post-1156337262031718762006-08-23T08:47:00.000-04:002006-08-23T08:47:00.000-04:00I forgot to mention that one of my friends works f...I forgot to mention that one of my friends works for Canadian Tire (in TO) and she was telling me that sometimes, they are called to an aisle bc they need to clean up a mess in the plumbing section. Mess? Yes, people actually use the UNHOOKED show-toilets. Smurt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28175657.post-1156293833621106502006-08-22T20:43:00.000-04:002006-08-22T20:43:00.000-04:00WOW! Nat that was very weel researched...hehe. you...WOW! Nat that was very weel researched...hehe. you such a nerd, my mom says you're rubbing off on me...hmm well its caitlin! ( your most fav cousin everr!!) i think im gunna start a website..lol or not. i have some things to tell you, i broke up with my 10 month boyfriend,im going inot grade 8, and school starts sooonnnn!! :S, i really gotta call you someitme<BR/>OK to the poo things: poutine,poohead..i dunno..lol<BR/>anywys gtg byebeyx oxoxo love you hun!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28175657.post-1156291543614415892006-08-22T20:05:00.000-04:002006-08-22T20:05:00.000-04:00Oh! One more thing. When I was 2, Ma Horton took m...Oh! One more thing. When I was 2, Ma Horton took me to a public pool where I promptly proceeded to poop in the water.<BR/><BR/>True story.<BR/><BR/>I was 2, you jerks.N@ Lauzonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18333976145029768187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28175657.post-1156291481247556412006-08-22T20:04:00.000-04:002006-08-22T20:04:00.000-04:00Oh my freakin' god, Twiggy! That is rancid and nas...Oh my freakin' god, Twiggy! That is rancid and nastaroo! But I am laughing too...in fact, if I was in a pool right now, I might have a little extra cargo in the caboose area, too. That is so gross.<BR/><BR/>This is why we must not be allowed to live in close contact with other humans. We must live like hamsters in the wild - rolling around the jungles of Africa in our clear plastic, sanitary exercise balls.N@ Lauzonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18333976145029768187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28175657.post-1156273919919377152006-08-22T15:11:00.000-04:002006-08-22T15:11:00.000-04:00When I was swimming (training, like, as in "athlet...When I was swimming (training, like, as in "athlete"), i was in a public pool (granted, it was indoors) 20 hours a week. SWIMMERS, real ones, the ones that live in the poolwater...they pee in it. Granted, swimmers sorta are a snotnosed kid kinda lot. But still. I never could...but many learned how to do it, as mention above, while actually swimming a 100m sprint. Isn't that the image? <BR/>Also, it would happen once in a blue moon that we couldn't go in the water for workout because someone (and sometime this "someone" was an adult in the free swim) would in fact #2 in the pool - remove the bathing suit from their butthole and push out a big one. (we had to wait because even when the (poor) lifeguard fishes it out (and in case you're curious, poo sinks in pool too) and we can't go into the water for about 12hours).<BR/>Hmm..the was a reason for putting up with the chloring smell for 12 years then, don't you think?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28175657.post-1156265082417107372006-08-22T12:44:00.000-04:002006-08-22T12:44:00.000-04:00I don’t think it was P1$$,It’s not lighter its hea...I don’t think it was P1$$,<BR/><BR/>It’s not lighter its heavier. This discovery was made when one night nature came calling, and well since my pool is in the back yard & the shock my neighbors would suffer from seeing me standing on my deck peeing in to my pool convinced me, I should head toilet. In my half conscious male state of mind I forgot to flush…I woke the next morning to find a golden surprise…the pee was at the bottom of the bowl, the water closer to the surface was clear.<BR/><BR/>A Home ExPEEriment<BR/><BR/>► Don’t drink anything for the better part of a day<BR/>► 3 quarters through the day have a large coffee<BR/>► Wait for natures call<BR/>► Answer the call<BR/>► Let the yellow mellow for a few hours (overnight is Best)<BR/>► And…Urea! Er… URIKA!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28175657.post-1156259256172190402006-08-22T11:07:00.000-04:002006-08-22T11:07:00.000-04:00Guilty as charged, Your Honour Rick. Proud of it?...Guilty as charged, Your Honour Rick. Proud of it? You bet your yellow-stained bathing suit I am!<BR/><BR/>Grandpa McIntyre used to say he'd never swim in a pool, because "the top six inches is pure p**s!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28175657.post-1156255083912924292006-08-22T09:58:00.000-04:002006-08-22T09:58:00.000-04:00Hey N@I heard there are those who have mastered th...Hey N@<BR/>I heard there are those who have mastered the art of Pee-n-motion; the rumor has it that these highly trained (obviously not toilet) Urine-ators can actually move freely about the pool while dispensing their liquid cargo. So for every 2 people motionless in a pool I would guess there is at least 1 Urine-ator among them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com